i’m going to delete the links to my new blog now. i mean, this is looong overdue, but i somehow just remembered? heh.

let this blog be a thing of the past.

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yamino:

meowvgonspengler:

the newest babe

I’m in love with Stevonnie <3

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girlalmightys:

my most iconic tweet

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walkingfoxy:

look at this fat raccoon 

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congenitalprogramming:

STOP DYEING WIGS WITH SHARPIES AND ACRYLIC INK

USE. FABRIC. DYE. FOR. SYNTHENTICS.

I never ever ever see people talking about this, everyone understandably gets excited when they come across the holy news that is dyeing synthetic wigs with sharpies and ink but you will find out the hard way that that shit RUBS OFF on stuff.

Synthetic wigs are basically made out of similar fibers to what synthetic clothing is made out of. USE. FABRIC. DYE.

The wig won’t be crunchy, it won’t wear off, it won’t rub off.

THis is a link to a huuuge color experiment showing lots of shades dyed onto white fibres with RIT and then iDye Polyester, which is what I recommend bc it’s more predictable.

Spread this like fire I’m so tired of seeing everyone flip about ink when I know you’re gonna end up with crunchy, staining wigs.

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pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I’m a 5th grade teacher. One of my students decided that he didn’t want to do his homework, so he blatantly refused, insulted me, then ripped it up and threw it in my face.

When his mother came to discuss her son’s behavior, she told the principal that she wanted me fired for “upsetting her poor baby, and crushing his spirit with unthinkable amounts of homework.”

It was five math problems.

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danekez:

I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate

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grandvolleyking:

Sending out your most powerful pokemon 

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usausaoooo:

やよいとひびき！！

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usausaoooo:

しじょーん

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tora4839:

i don’t want to work 

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unexplained-events:

Area 51 Caller

Area 51 employee calls into a radio talk show in 1997 (Art Bell) to reveal secrets about the secret base in Nevada. Soon after calling in, the call is knocked from the air in what Art Bell says to be a massive network failure, revealing that the show lost satellite signal.

HERE is the video I got the audio from.

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

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gokko:

「青コート」/「POO」のイラスト [pixiv]

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